On fake-bird hairpieces and the words that describe them

Thanks to Kraftomatic, I've learned some excellent words. One of them is fascinator. From what I can tell, it's a glorified headband.

Look, here's one now.

The seller has a strange name for it (see below), but don't let that confuse you. In the trade we call this a fascinator. Editor's note: that does not mean it fascinates. Necessarily.


Perch Headband Sparrow Wonder Alice Band:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32976294