Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Soap for your peeps



Because nothing says Happy Easter like mistakenly eating soap.


Peeps and chicks soap:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43143599 StumbleUpon

Monday, March 29, 2010

To boldly drink...


Says the seller:  "This beer cozy has the uniform from Star Trek season 1 including the commanding insignia."

Also, they cost $25.

Any questions?

Star Trek Season One Beery Cozies:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/LizardKnits StumbleUpon

Sunday, March 28, 2010

What Would Steve Jobs Do?


April 3 is around the corner. I think we know what Steve would advise.


WWSJD Wristband:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/WWSJD StumbleUpon

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dignity deficit disorder




I'm no expert, but something tells me this dog is not having fun yet.


Mario Nintendo, Safety Cone, and Lakers Cheerleader dog costumes:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42091150 StumbleUpon

Friday, March 26, 2010

Truth in Advertising



Says the seller:  "Remember those cold nose days, well forget about it, they are over."


Crocheted Nose Warmer/Mask:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=35883438 StumbleUpon

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Egg Cozies: Facial Hair Edition



Did I miss a memo about Mr. T and egg cozies? I await your reply.


Mr. T and Moustache Egg Cozies:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/HeartHooks StumbleUpon

Crocheted Coco


If you're like me, you should be concerned. No. If you're like me, you're missing Conan. Well don't get all mopey - just get crocheting.

Says the seller:  "Conan, you were robbed!"

Also, "He's even got a removable beard, for those times when he's on strike or off air."

Let's get crocheting.

Conan O'Brien amigurumi pattern:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43382808 StumbleUpon

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Handmade and Hurting


Why does this sad little Finnish bear make me so happy?


Grumpy Little Bear in a Skirt:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43185865 StumbleUpon

Custom Cake Toppers: Can These Relationships Be Saved?






Here's to the happy couple!



Drunk Couple Custom Cake Topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42223700

Custom College Football Fan Cake Topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42129579 StumbleUpon

Pesach plush



Straight from Tel Aviv comes this Passover-themed fleece keychain. The button is the carrot on top. Obviously.


Passover special: Gefilte Fish Plush/Keychain
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42005419 StumbleUpon

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sad models great and small



The shortage of appropriately aged models in Henderson, KY is reaching troubling new heights.


Baby and toddler bibs:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/craftychris StumbleUpon

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Call me Sister Mary Sunshine


I'll be gone for a few days, just like Sister Mary Sunshine, the vacationing nun. However, you may not call me Sister Flossie or Sister Bonnie the Curler. They are pictured here for informational purposes only.

Got that?



Nuns for all your needs (yes, they're from Canada):
http://www.etsy.com/shop/nunofakind StumbleUpon

Pint sized


Says the seller: "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

Pint Plush:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41635137 StumbleUpon

Chihuahua Puffin and Friends


Says the seller: "bespoke mutant toys for all ages!"

I report, you decide.


Monkey Goose, Sloth Tit, and Chihuahua Puffin:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/lucyroberts StumbleUpon

Friday, March 12, 2010

Trompe-l'iPhone



Here are a few conversation starters, or possibly enders.

TV Dinner, Pint of Beer, and Mix Tape Gadget Cases:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Coolbeans717 StumbleUpon

Thursday, March 11, 2010

High-fiber treats



The jelly donut rendered in felted wool. My life is complete.


Felted wool jelly donut and cupcake:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/woollyduck StumbleUpon

Say hello to Helmuffs




Do you ride a bike? And do you have ears?  Then you need Helmuffs.

Evidently.


Helmuffs:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/gigishandywork StumbleUpon

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Unidentified caller


It's been too long since I've posted any mustache-related handicrafts.

Please accept this decal by way of apology.


Cell phone mustache decal:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35931981 StumbleUpon

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Felt, Unplugged



Says the seller: "I communicate through fiber alchemy."


For $125, this particular piece of alchemy can be yours.



Sculpture - Untitled:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32504376 StumbleUpon

Friday, March 5, 2010

Egg cozies for your consideration



Egg cozies: a window into the soul. And one more handcrafted item I didn't know I needed.



Rabbit Egg Cozy (made with upcycled Scottish woolens):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38398775

Russian Nesting Doll Egg Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40448485

Egg Hat Cozy (knitting pattern):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41931995

Mr. T Egg Cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22270201 StumbleUpon

Snot Sleeves

 

There's something refreshing about the straightforward utility of this item. Or not. Depending on whether you're the one who has to wear them.
Snot Sleeves:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41939830 StumbleUpon

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Today in Confusing Hand Soaps

 


The danger of unintentional soap-eating has never loomed larger. 

Proceed with extreme caution.

Chocolate Easter Bunny Hand Soaps:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41700133

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