Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Soap for your peeps

Because nothing says Happy Easter like mistakenly eating soap.

Peeps and chicks soap: StumbleUpon

Monday, March 29, 2010

To boldly drink...

Says the seller:  "This beer cozy has the uniform from Star Trek season 1 including the commanding insignia."

Also, they cost $25.

Any questions?

Star Trek Season One Beery Cozies: StumbleUpon

Sunday, March 28, 2010

What Would Steve Jobs Do?

April 3 is around the corner. I think we know what Steve would advise.

WWSJD Wristband: StumbleUpon

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dignity deficit disorder

I'm no expert, but something tells me this dog is not having fun yet.

Mario Nintendo, Safety Cone, and Lakers Cheerleader dog costumes: StumbleUpon

Friday, March 26, 2010

Truth in Advertising

Says the seller:  "Remember those cold nose days, well forget about it, they are over."

Crocheted Nose Warmer/Mask: StumbleUpon

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Egg Cozies: Facial Hair Edition

Did I miss a memo about Mr. T and egg cozies? I await your reply.

Mr. T and Moustache Egg Cozies: StumbleUpon

Crocheted Coco

If you're like me, you should be concerned. No. If you're like me, you're missing Conan. Well don't get all mopey - just get crocheting.

Says the seller:  "Conan, you were robbed!"

Also, "He's even got a removable beard, for those times when he's on strike or off air."

Let's get crocheting.

Conan O'Brien amigurumi pattern: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Handmade and Hurting

Why does this sad little Finnish bear make me so happy?

Grumpy Little Bear in a Skirt: StumbleUpon

Custom Cake Toppers: Can These Relationships Be Saved?

Here's to the happy couple!

Drunk Couple Custom Cake Topper:

Custom College Football Fan Cake Topper: StumbleUpon

Pesach plush

Straight from Tel Aviv comes this Passover-themed fleece keychain. The button is the carrot on top. Obviously.

Passover special: Gefilte Fish Plush/Keychain StumbleUpon

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sad models great and small

The shortage of appropriately aged models in Henderson, KY is reaching troubling new heights.

Baby and toddler bibs: StumbleUpon

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Call me Sister Mary Sunshine

I'll be gone for a few days, just like Sister Mary Sunshine, the vacationing nun. However, you may not call me Sister Flossie or Sister Bonnie the Curler. They are pictured here for informational purposes only.

Got that?

Nuns for all your needs (yes, they're from Canada): StumbleUpon

Pint sized

Says the seller: "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

Pint Plush: StumbleUpon

Chihuahua Puffin and Friends

Says the seller: "bespoke mutant toys for all ages!"

I report, you decide.

Monkey Goose, Sloth Tit, and Chihuahua Puffin: StumbleUpon

Friday, March 12, 2010


Here are a few conversation starters, or possibly enders.

TV Dinner, Pint of Beer, and Mix Tape Gadget Cases: StumbleUpon

Thursday, March 11, 2010

High-fiber treats

The jelly donut rendered in felted wool. My life is complete.

Felted wool jelly donut and cupcake: StumbleUpon

Say hello to Helmuffs

Do you ride a bike? And do you have ears?  Then you need Helmuffs.


Helmuffs: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Unidentified caller

It's been too long since I've posted any mustache-related handicrafts.

Please accept this decal by way of apology.

Cell phone mustache decal: StumbleUpon

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Felt, Unplugged

Says the seller: "I communicate through fiber alchemy."

For $125, this particular piece of alchemy can be yours.

Sculpture - Untitled: StumbleUpon

Friday, March 5, 2010

Egg cozies for your consideration

Egg cozies: a window into the soul. And one more handcrafted item I didn't know I needed.

Rabbit Egg Cozy (made with upcycled Scottish woolens):

Russian Nesting Doll Egg Cozy:

Egg Hat Cozy (knitting pattern):

Mr. T Egg Cozy: StumbleUpon

Snot Sleeves


There's something refreshing about the straightforward utility of this item. Or not. Depending on whether you're the one who has to wear them.
Snot Sleeves: StumbleUpon

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Today in Confusing Hand Soaps


The danger of unintentional soap-eating has never loomed larger. 

Proceed with extreme caution.

Chocolate Easter Bunny Hand Soaps: