Sunday, February 28, 2010

Maximum Protection


Kraftomatic readers, meet the iMaxi. 

Proclaims the seller:  "The only Apple iPad case made with protective wings!"

Also, "it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing data leaks."

The red one is a bit much, no?
iMaxi iPad case: StumbleUpon

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Sushi headband.

You heard me.

Sushi headband: StumbleUpon

The coziest earphone cord on the block

Don't tell me your ipod cord goes outside without a sweater.

Earlaces (yarn-wrapped earphone cords): StumbleUpon

Bad Ideas in Hand Soap, continued

Are we feeling clean yet?

Devilled Egg Soaps: StumbleUpon

Monday, February 22, 2010

Bad Ideas in Baby Names, continued


Spelling problems begin at home. Same goes for a can't-do attitude and the name Dic.

Baby-name wall-hangings: StumbleUpon

Overcozied, continued


Here's a great way to express your team spirit while looking ridiculous. And sporty. Or something.

Bottle jersies:


From the Dept. of Why Not


I can't say why, so I'll say why not.

Hot Dog Plush: StumbleUpon

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

May the cork be with you



There's probably something awesome about these. I just haven't figured out what it is.

Star Wars wine stoppers:


Monday, February 15, 2010

What? You want another banana cozy?


Kraftomatic has you covered (and your banana too).

Stuffed banana cozy: StumbleUpon

Another worrisome baby-name trend

Does anyone under the age of...27?...know what paisley actually is?

Personalized pumpkin shirt:

Wall plaque:

Wall-hanging letters: StumbleUpon

You've come a long way, baby (felted screen devices edition)

Readers, I'm kind of loving this.

Etch-a-Sketch iPhone cozy: StumbleUpon

Saturday, February 13, 2010

A cake topper cries for help

(For those who need an explanation, go to say goodbye to the rest of your day.)

Metal monogram cake topper: StumbleUpon

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Name Says It All, continued

Felt Being-Peeled Apple pdf pattern: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Relationship red flag


His online dating profile didn't mention any of this.

Numchuck pillow for ninja pillow fights:

The name says it all

Fake Potatoes But They Look So Real: StumbleUpon

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Overcrafted Pet, continued


Are they having fun yet?

Pet hats (rabbit and bear): StumbleUpon

What? You want another beard hat?


Well, don't panic. Here you go.

Bearded lumberjack hat:


Friday, February 5, 2010

Questionable cocktail rings for your consideration

Just three of many.

I report, you decide.

Crustacean Cocktail Ring:

Sushi for Dinner Adjustable Ring:

Building Block Ring (yes, it works with Legos): StumbleUpon


Is it just me, or is this a little macabre?

The line on the front about reproductive systems adds an extra layer of discomfort.

Anatomy for Kids ebook: StumbleUpon

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Is this thing on?

Oh look. A custom cake topper for the stand-up comedian in your life whose sense of self-worth is hanging by a thread.

This one is a little close to home.

Custom Cake Topper: StumbleUpon