Sunday, February 28, 2010

Maximum Protection

 

Kraftomatic readers, meet the iMaxi. 

Proclaims the seller:  "The only Apple iPad case made with protective wings!"

Also, "it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing data leaks."

The red one is a bit much, no?
iMaxi iPad case:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/hiphandmaids StumbleUpon

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Sushi headband.




You heard me.


Sushi headband:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40152629 StumbleUpon

The coziest earphone cord on the block



Don't tell me your ipod cord goes outside without a sweater.


Earlaces (yarn-wrapped earphone cords):
http://www.etsy.com/shop/chozin StumbleUpon

Bad Ideas in Hand Soap, continued


Are we feeling clean yet?

Devilled Egg Soaps:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41205708 StumbleUpon

Monday, February 22, 2010

Bad Ideas in Baby Names, continued

 

Spelling problems begin at home. Same goes for a can't-do attitude and the name Dic.


Baby-name wall-hangings:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/CuteBabyDecor StumbleUpon

Overcozied, continued

 


Here's a great way to express your team spirit while looking ridiculous. And sporty. Or something.


Bottle jersies:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39120319

StumbleUpon

From the Dept. of Why Not

 



I can't say why, so I'll say why not.

Hot Dog Plush:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40891505 StumbleUpon

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

May the cork be with you

 

  


There's probably something awesome about these. I just haven't figured out what it is.


Star Wars wine stoppers:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/coolstoppers

StumbleUpon

Monday, February 15, 2010

What? You want another banana cozy?

 


Kraftomatic has you covered (and your banana too).


Stuffed banana cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40644240 StumbleUpon

Another worrisome baby-name trend




Does anyone under the age of...27?...know what paisley actually is?


Personalized pumpkin shirt:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34126590

Wall plaque:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38408107

Wall-hanging letters:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40302322 StumbleUpon

You've come a long way, baby (felted screen devices edition)




Readers, I'm kind of loving this.

Etch-a-Sketch iPhone cozy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40695556 StumbleUpon

Saturday, February 13, 2010

A cake topper cries for help



(For those who need an explanation, go to fmylife.com...and say goodbye to the rest of your day.)

Metal monogram cake topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32662145 StumbleUpon

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Name Says It All, continued



Felt Being-Peeled Apple pdf pattern:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37595920 StumbleUpon

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Relationship red flag

 


His online dating profile didn't mention any of this.


Numchuck pillow for ninja pillow fights:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39862453
StumbleUpon

The name says it all


 
Fake Potatoes But They Look So Real:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39469215 StumbleUpon

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Overcrafted Pet, continued

 

Are they having fun yet?


Pet hats (rabbit and bear):
http://www.etsy.com/shop/xmoonbloom StumbleUpon

What? You want another beard hat?

 

Well, don't panic. Here you go.

Bearded lumberjack hat:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40226559

StumbleUpon

Friday, February 5, 2010

Questionable cocktail rings for your consideration




Just three of many.

I report, you decide.


Crustacean Cocktail Ring:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30215656

Sushi for Dinner Adjustable Ring:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40007720

Building Block Ring (yes, it works with Legos):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38900120 StumbleUpon

Yikes


Is it just me, or is this a little macabre?

The line on the front about reproductive systems adds an extra layer of discomfort.

Anatomy for Kids ebook:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40048631 StumbleUpon

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Is this thing on?

Oh look. A custom cake topper for the stand-up comedian in your life whose sense of self-worth is hanging by a thread.


This one is a little close to home.
 

Custom Cake Topper:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38325740 StumbleUpon