Thursday, June 24, 2010

BP Sucks Oil Spill Catnip Toy

Says the seller:  "The toy features a once majestic bird of some kind, face down in a puddle of death."

That pretty much sums it up.


Fascinators: A Cautionary Tale

Friends, I have four words.

Deer Fascinator Headband Hat.

I just thought you should know this is out there.


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Clean. Ish.

Says the seller:  "Mustard swirls down the luscious hot dog (scented of bay rum) while the ample bun awaits its processed partner... "

Should we leave them alone?

Hot Dog and Bun Soap: StumbleUpon

Nursing humor

Says the seller:  "This is a completely hand-made by me, crocheted infant hat made to look like a breast when worn by a baby/toddler/child, while nursing."


Wait, child?

Let's move on.

Boobie Beanie: StumbleUpon

Thursday, June 17, 2010


Oh look. It's a Sterling Silver and Four Human Teeth Knuckle Ring.

I love when that happens.

Says the seller:  "Re-adorn yourself with real human teeth."

(Thank you, Caroline!) StumbleUpon

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

If loving custom cake-toppers is wrong... know the rest. StumbleUpon

Hmm, continued


Says the seller:  "Way to multi-task! You are drunk in the shower and you deserve this Brooklyn Badge."
If only this badge had existed around 1994. Or '97.

But I digress.

The point is: drunken merit badges!

Collect 'em all at: StumbleUpon

Monday, June 14, 2010


Design your own pinata. OK, I'm with you so far.

Says the seller:  "Would you like to whack Sen. Larry Craig with a stick? I can have that arranged."

You lost me there.

Custom pinatas: StumbleUpon

Sunday, June 13, 2010

The Downside of Upcycling

Something to wear on Father's Day?

Upcycled Vintage Necktie Headpiece: StumbleUpon

Statistics Made Cuddly

Says the seller:
"There are vertical lines (in either pale teal or lilac) depicting the center of the distribution (where 50% of the area is above and below), then moving out to capture the middle 68% of the distribution, then moving out to the middle 95% of the distribution, and the middle 99.5%. However, only the left-most cut off for the 95% and 99.5% portions of the data are displayed. The right-most cuts of extend beyond this plushie. On the back side of the plushie is an embroidered logN(0,1) denoting that this is a log normal distribution plushie."

That seems reasonable.

Distribution pillows: StumbleUpon

Mustache Meme: The Next Generation

Says the seller:  "Simply hold any of the crayons under your nose and you will automatically blend into your surroundings."

They'll be drinking from mustache beer steins in the blink of an eye.

Mustache Crayon/Disguise: StumbleUpon

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Game on

Yes, they're soap.

Says the seller:  "Scented with Mountain Dew fragrance oil, a gamer's best scent."

OK then.

Retro gaming controller soaps: StumbleUpon

Feeling clean yet?


 Here's something.

Says the seller:  "This is a Huge Durable Vinyl Wall Sticker, that WON'T mess up your wall!!"

Well that answers all my questions.

Signed Physco {sic} Zombie Wall Decal: StumbleUpon

Meet Sweater Cat

Friends, this is scaring me.

Sweater Cat: StumbleUpon

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Going digital

What more can I say? (Translation: I blew my cheesy pun in the headline.)

Human Thumb Drive: StumbleUpon

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Felted Lagniappe

Just a few final selections as Fake Food Week wraps up.

I know. Let's not get sad.

Cucumber Sandwich:


Black and White Cookies: StumbleUpon

Soap or Not Soap? (Chocoholic edition)

I know, this game is too easy. They're all soap. StumbleUpon

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Charmed (sort of)

Fake Food Week wouldn't be complete without these scented jewelry items.

That's not a sentence I ever imagined writing.

Things are really coming together for me.

Scented Junk Food Jewelry (PB&J charms, Twinkie ring, mac and cheese charm): StumbleUpon

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Today in Large Fiberglass Bananas

Four and a half feet of potassium-rich perfection.

This bold statement piece isn't for everyone.

That's why it costs $500.

Large Fiberglass Banana: StumbleUpon

Your sandwich is ringing

If you love toast as much as you love your fancy phone, I have some good news.

Also, good news for fans of grilled-spam musubi (evidently it's big in Hawaii).

I'm just the messenger.

Felt iPhone Cases: StumbleUpon

Felted Truffles: A Love Story

These are speaking to me in a weirdly intimate fashion.

Felted Truffles: StumbleUpon

Fake Food Week continues

Says the seller: "Real Chicagoans use Mustard."

Duly noted.

Mustard Pillow and Spill: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Not another...

felted baked potato.

Friends, the felted foods just keep coming. StumbleUpon