Thursday, April 29, 2010

Tetris style

Says the seller:  "I spent nearly four hours just cutting all of the little squares and stitching each one on with coordinating thread colors."

OK then.

Tetris dress and shirts: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

No shirt? No free hands? No problem.

Here's something we don't have in New York City.

No, not straight single men. I mean beer holsters. StumbleUpon

Bathroom humor never looked cuter. Or something.

Says the seller: "Perfect for a cute and funny present, or for yourself to add a little touch of cuteness to your bathroom."

I'm just the messenger.

Miss Toilet Paper and Mister Poop Amigurumi: StumbleUpon

Monday, April 26, 2010

"It's just a flesh wound!"

Monty Python fans take note: King Arthur and the Black Knight, rendered in polymer clay.

Oh, and they're robots.

Maybe you don't have to take note after all.

Carry on.

Monty Python Bots: StumbleUpon

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Mom's little problem is getting worse

She's running out of things to cozy -- and bottles to have "just a sip" of. StumbleUpon

Saturday, April 24, 2010

For the man who has every Johnny Cash album

Scented with Cherry Almond or Cool Water scents. I would have guessed peanut butter and bacon. Or maybe despair.

Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley Inspired Guitar Soaps: StumbleUpon

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Rosie as ever

It's been a while since we last checked in on Rosie O'Donnell and her creations. The money goes to charity, so let's just leave it at that.

Says the seller:


i doodled this guy while i was watching american idol

great show


crystal rocks my socks


signed on foot


Crystal Orange ($300): StumbleUpon

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Signed, Seared, Delivered

Says the seller: "Each heirloom grade (I made that up) toast is spray varnished are will not mold etc."

Any questions?

Yes We Can Have Obama Toast: StumbleUpon

Bitten, stabbed and burnt

Food has feelings too. I'm just sayin'.

Chomped Ice Cream Sammy:

Marshmallow on a Stick:

Burnt Toast Plush: StumbleUpon

Monday, April 19, 2010

Ants on a Log (and other upcycled treats)

 Don't call them old sweaters. Call them pretend lunch.

Ants on a Log, Happy Eggplant, Sweet Potato/Original Felt Fries, and Corduroy Carrots: StumbleUpon

Saturday, April 17, 2010

The name says it all

Says the seller:  "This little felt bird can be whatever your child imagines it to be. A pheasant, a chicken, a cornish game hen, the possibilities are endless!"

Now I'm confused.

Felt Pheasant (or Chicken): StumbleUpon

Crafting's Silent Victims, continued

Don't worry, furry friends. Help is on the way.

Pet scarves: StumbleUpon

Friday, April 16, 2010

You in Marzipan

I say this with love. Almond paste is not the most flattering medium.

Custom Marzipan Cake Toppers: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Meet Tassle.

Apparently he's an oeufling.

You know, a forgotten Easter egg.

It's possible I've been looking at handcrafted items a little too long.

Tassle the oeufling: StumbleUpon

All Creatures Crocheted and Small

Snook. Polyp. Hedgehog.

Done, done and done. StumbleUpon

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Here's that little pep talk you've been needing

You can't possibly still think it's not all good.

T-shirts (and some other stuff): StumbleUpon

Sunday, April 11, 2010

A cozy for every fruit


 Says the seller: 

"Welcome to StuffedFruit! We're here for all your fruit transportational needs."

Any questions? StumbleUpon

Friday, April 9, 2010

Why Didn't He Call? (Meat Lover's Edition)

It looks like someone needs another little talk about first impressions. StumbleUpon

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Felted headless fawn.

That's right. StumbleUpon

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Choose your own facial hair adventure

Match the name to the item:

The Viking. The Magician. The Trebek. The Lumberjack. The Mr and Mrs.

OK, some of those are pretty easy to identify.

Still. The point is this: Facial hair on a stick. StumbleUpon

Monday, April 5, 2010

Today in Confusing Hand Soaps

For that Jersey corn clean.

Corn on the Cob Hand Soap: StumbleUpon

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Everything

What's not to be happy about?

Crocheted Grey Mouse Hat: StumbleUpon