Tetris style

Says the seller:  "I spent nearly four hours just cutting all of the little squares and stitching each one on with coordinating thread colors."

OK then.


Tetris dress and shirts:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/34535592/custom-size-tetris-tube-top

No shirt? No free hands? No problem.

Here's something we don't have in New York City.

No, not straight single men. I mean beer holsters.


http://www.etsy.com/listing/45170172/horse-shoe-leather-beer-holster?ref=vl_other_2

Bathroom humor never looked cuter. Or something.

Says the seller: "Perfect for a cute and funny present, or for yourself to add a little touch of cuteness to your bathroom."

I'm just the messenger.


Miss Toilet Paper and Mister Poop Amigurumi:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/43492758/uber-unique-and-kawaii-misses-toilet

"It's just a flesh wound!"

Monty Python fans take note: King Arthur and the Black Knight, rendered in polymer clay.

Oh, and they're robots.

Maybe you don't have to take note after all.

Carry on.


Monty Python Bots:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/45596042/monty-python-bots

Mom's little problem is getting worse

She's running out of things to cozy -- and bottles to have "just a sip" of.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/45556156/handknit-ruffled-anti-drip-wine-bottle

For the man who has every Johnny Cash album

Scented with Cherry Almond or Cool Water scents. I would have guessed peanut butter and bacon. Or maybe despair.

Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley Inspired Guitar Soaps:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/thesugartoothdragon?section_id=6375760

Rosie as ever

It's been a while since we last checked in on Rosie O'Donnell and her creations. The money goes to charity, so let's just leave it at that.

Says the seller:

"ok

i doodled this guy while i was watching american idol

great show

enjoyable

crystal rocks my socks

thanks

signed on foot

enjoy"


Crystal Orange ($300):
http://www.etsy.com/listing/43564312/crystal-orange

Signed, Seared, Delivered

Says the seller: "Each heirloom grade (I made that up) toast is spray varnished are will not mold etc."

Any questions?



Yes We Can Have Obama Toast:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/17979568/yes-we-can-have-obama-toast

Bitten, stabbed and burnt

Food has feelings too. I'm just sayin'.


Chomped Ice Cream Sammy:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/40515345/ice-cream-sammy---chomped

Marshmallow on a Stick:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/38000619/crochet-frowny-toasted-marshmallow-on-a

Burnt Toast Plush:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/42567534/burnt-toast-plush

Ants on a Log (and other upcycled treats)

 Don't call them old sweaters. Call them pretend lunch.


Ants on a Log, Happy Eggplant, Sweet Potato/Original Felt Fries, and Corduroy Carrots:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/nataliemae

The name says it all

Says the seller:  "This little felt bird can be whatever your child imagines it to be. A pheasant, a chicken, a cornish game hen, the possibilities are endless!"

Now I'm confused.

Felt Pheasant (or Chicken):
http://www.etsy.com/listing/39278078/felt-pheasant-or-chicken

Crafting's Silent Victims, continued

Don't worry, furry friends. Help is on the way.


Pet scarves:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/LaFurr

You in Marzipan

I say this with love. Almond paste is not the most flattering medium.


Custom Marzipan Cake Toppers:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/44722462/you-in-marzipan-or-clay-form---custom-we

Meet Tassle.

Apparently he's an oeufling.

You know, a forgotten Easter egg.

It's possible I've been looking at handcrafted items a little too long.


Tassle the oeufling:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/43870055/oeufling-tassle

All Creatures Crocheted and Small

Snook. Polyp. Hedgehog.

Done, done and done.



http://www.etsy.com/listing/44453127/crocheted-snook-pdf-crochet-pattern
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44458023/tall-teal-polyp
http://www.etsy.com/listing/44056592/knitting-pattern-for-a-little-oddment-he

Here's that little pep talk you've been needing

You can't possibly still think it's not all good.


T-shirts (and some other stuff):
http://www.etsy.com/shop/ScreamPrinting

A cozy for every fruit

 

 

 Says the seller: 

"Welcome to StuffedFruit! We're here for all your fruit transportational needs."

Any questions?

http://www.etsy.com/shop/StuffedFruit

Why Didn't He Call? (Meat Lover's Edition)

It looks like someone needs another little talk about first impressions.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/SweetMeats

Felted headless fawn.

That's right.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39489572

Choose your own facial hair adventure

Match the name to the item:

The Viking. The Magician. The Trebek. The Lumberjack. The Mr and Mrs.

OK, some of those are pretty easy to identify.

Still. The point is this: Facial hair on a stick.


http://www.etsy.com/shop/MaroDesigns

Today in Confusing Hand Soaps

For that Jersey corn clean.

Corn on the Cob Hand Soap:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=44071123

Happy Everything

What's not to be happy about?


Crocheted Grey Mouse Hat:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33721674