Monday, May 31, 2010

The name says it all

Says the seller:  "Great for carrying around or snuggling."


Crocheted Pizza Rug or Blanket: StumbleUpon

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Wait, it's fake?

Says the seller: "I'm veggie so this is fake bacon."

Fake Bacon Felt Headband: StumbleUpon

Why Didn't He Call?

OK, but seriously, no. StumbleUpon

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Petri Dish Clean

E coli, salmonella, grapefruit scent. Good times. StumbleUpon

Duly noted

Evidently there are some circles where this needs to be articulated.

I Heart NY But Hate the Yankees Poster: StumbleUpon

Friday, May 21, 2010

Why Didn't She Call?

I'm thinking these are a dealbreaker.

Men's Black Fleece Paw Slippers: StumbleUpon

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Cross or Panty Liner?

The answer we're looking for here is Panty Liner.

Thanks for playing. StumbleUpon


There's a lot to not understand here.

Light Pink Mohair Teddy Bear Helmet for Blythe: StumbleUpon

A beard for all seasons

This beard is a mere $5. Run, don't walk!

The Into It Over It Beard: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Mm Mm Clean

Says the seller:  "This little stomach comes in a banana nut bread scent, a blend of banana, vanilla and walnut. You may be tempted to chew on your fingers a bit after use."


Anatomical Novelty Stomach Soap: StumbleUpon

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Bacon Ties the Knot

Says the seller:  "Perfect wedding gift for the bacon lovers in your life!"

Bacon Ties the Knot: StumbleUpon

Five-finger yarn sandwich

Says the seller: "Bust some heads... *softly*"

Knit Brass Knuckles Pattern: StumbleUpon

Monday, May 17, 2010

A little Motown love

Friends, the Motor City needs some love. StumbleUpon

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Meet Squiddy Bear

Part cephalopod, part teddy bear.


Squiddy Bear: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Curiouser and...

Says the seller: "Upon wearing, your shirt or jacket will become a curiousity museum wall, exhibiting this rare plush creature."


Plush Taxidermy Brooch: StumbleUpon

Signin' the blues

 The seller of these clay figurines spelling out FML says they're a teaching tool to help deaf children learn American Sign Language.

I think I'll remain silent on this one.

OMG, IDK and FML in ASL:

Confused? StumbleUpon

Monday, May 10, 2010

Toilet Paper on Your Neck

Here's something.

Says the seller:   

"Use as a reminder that you need to purchase TP. Remember to check that there is TP in that restroom stall before doing your business. Remind a friend of that 'one time that thing happened'."


Toilet Paper on Your Neck Sterling Silver Necklace: StumbleUpon

Three Dog Night

Man's best friend, lovingly rendered in yarn, felt, and whatever Mary Janes are made of. StumbleUpon

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Happy Mother's Day to all StumbleUpon

Friday, May 7, 2010

Dead Weight

The heart just makes me laugh. These are statement pieces, aren't they? (I'm not sure what the statement is.)

Dead Backpacks: StumbleUpon

Highly Questionable

This hat apparently tells the story of an artificial insemination gone wrong.

Says the seller: "Comes with used zombie semen syringes (no needles)."

Let's move on.

Post Kentucky Derby Zombie Hat: StumbleUpon

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Hope you're having a better one than this particular sombrero-wearer. StumbleUpon

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Felted Fish and Chips

I know. This is big. StumbleUpon

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Not Recommended for First Dates: Automotive Edition

The creator of these decidedly unsubtle steering wheel covers says she made them so you'll never be alone while you're driving.

Oh, the irony.

Steering Wheel Buddies: StumbleUpon