Friends, I don't like to work the NSFW beat. But every once in a while, a handmade item comes along that isn't intended to be 'adults only' but sort of looks that way nonetheless.
I'm thinking Mushroom Man is that sort of handmade item.
Says the seller: "Do you love mushrooms? Mushroom man loves you, and would like to come over to your house."
This is getting weird, right?