From the Dept. of Things I Wish I Hadn't Seen

No, he's not a cautionary teaching tool for prenatal health classes.

He is 14 inches of disproportionately crocheted acrylic yarn you'll want to adopt and shower with love.

Says the seller:  "Adam's head leans slightly towards his right shoulder and that makes him look more expressive."

Also:  "Hug him!"

I feel sad now.

Also, he's $138. And he should really never take his hair off.

Adam - Crochet Baby Boy:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33118498&ref=cat2_gallery_4