Friends, in curating crafting trends and oddities for your information and amusement, I've come across some strange things. Some silly things. Some memorably pointless things. But now I'm bringing you something bizarre.
Meet the reborns.
These are handpainted, weighted dolls meant to replicate the real thing. As in, they cost hundreds of dollars and just might begin to fill that inner void. I don't know, but I'm trying to understand.
Well, let's not feel sad. Let's just look once and then move on.
Here are a few sellers' comments, just because.
"His name is GumDrop & I decided to make him a boy."
"His hair is hand rooted angora goat, right from the hyde."
"Baby Jackson has a magnetic pacifier, please do not use around pacemakers."