
I love a randomly sad anthropomorphized foodstuff. Oh look. Here's one now.
Grumpy Tea Bag Plushie:
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Is it just me, or is this a pointed message to bedazzle onto a 'wife-beater'?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29928454

Says the seller: "With a lid on your coffee it won't spill and leaves your hands free for whatever it is you're doing."
Right.
Hands Free Coffee Cup Cozy Pattern:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22196941&ref=cat3_gallery_4

He seems a little violated, no? And those stripes aren't doing his hips any favors.
William (Tea Cozy):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10034926