Soapy Sales

This soap maker has range -- and quite a realistic style. Hawaiian Punch scented boxing gloves, anyone?

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5345838&order=&section_id=&page=1

It takes a village

My friend Anne tipped me off to these parking-meter cozies. Don't forget to un-cozy your quarters before inserting!

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/14/an-abundance-of-parking-meter-cozies/

Art imitates breakfast

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly felt.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24555200

Just Wrong, cont'd.

This is so demeaning that no actual baby would agree to pose for the photo shoot.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5392611

My favorite fake donut

This just makes me happy.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19784035

The cozies keep coming

Yes, your menstrual cup needs a cozy. I'm sorry. Let's forget this ever happened.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=64692

Cozy fans, meet the Willy Warmer...

The football theme is gilding the willy, don't you think? (sorry - horrible pun, horrible product, horribleness everywhere)

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20304288