Realistically rendered

Maybe the custom cake topper wasn't such a good idea...

"I hate Lamaze class."

"I hate motherhood."

"I told you not to wear the turquoise suit."

"Looking back, he wasn't even smiling in the cake topper."

Threshold-crossers: http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5834488

Crying baby: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23588582

Lamaze class: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20164745

Turquoise suit (complete with score-settling fabric swatch): http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24619991

Overcozied, cont'd.

I know, we're not the target market.

But really.

Apples are not the only cozy fruit

Yes, your banana could use a sweater too.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23915723

Orville Redenbacher is their muse

When every other hobby has been mastered, there's always rendering movie snacks in your favorite crafty medium. I can't decide which version seems more pointless. Can you??

Crocheted popcorn (looks plain):

http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?ref=pounce&transaction_id=15965037

Popcorn soap (seems buttered):

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24593162

Soap or Not Soap, cont'd.

Candle.

Is this good clean fun or what?

Raspberry Zinger Candle:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19702260

Nice pelvis

Says the seller:

"This is a genuine pelvic bone from an unknown animal found in the woods."

No takers yet.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21723014

Please remain calm

Yes, the boobscarf you ordered is ready.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=95686