Not for PETA members

I don't make 'em, I just post 'em.

Apologies to Ingrid Newkirk.

Biology 101 Knitting Pattern:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=23276715

Jesus take the ball

For those of you who pray to an even more arbitrary and senseless deity.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5579301

Balletomanes take note.

Duly noted.

If you're not a balletomane (I love using that word), fear not. There are versions of this shirt for you (high tops, bikini, cowboy hat...whatever your privates might possibly hypothetically wear).

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23165394

Shower the geeks that you love with love

Because geekiness doesn't have to stop at the water's edge.






Playstation soap controllers:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23080913

Thanks Mom, cont'd.

There's gonna be some actual food at this birthday party, right?


The Chenille Chef:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20415336

The coziest pills on the block

Come to think of it, where are the condom cozies? Crafters? Anyone?










Deer Birth Control Case:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22738017

After you've festooned everything else...

Which would be less terrifying for your unsuspecting guests? A giant crimson pufferfish or a Charlie Sheen lookalike in a cowboy hat?

Personally, I think this would be more of a gotcha if the decals were on the inside of the lid, so they'd give you a bit of a start as you're about to...start. Well, that's how I'll festoon MY toilet. Consider yourself forewarned.









Pufferfish decal:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20581396

Honky decal:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=20581396