And now for something completely different...

I hope you won't mind a quick link to my latest little project.

Thanks for your indulgence. More questionable crafts in a twinkling.

May your nosewarmers be merry...

Says the seller: "Even without any snow, this model is having a real good time with her Rudolph Red Nose Warmer! You can too!"


Enough said!

The Gift of Keeping It Real

Says the seller: "Our ornaments make wonderful gifts for co-workers."


Merry Christmas!


Upcycled Glass Ornament

Seasonal Crafting Disorder

No judgments. But this exists.

Carry on.

Literary Crush

Just a little something for the dead-tree reader in your life. 

Beard Hats: Still Happening

Friends, I'm just the messenger.

It looks like crocheted facial hair is here to stay.

Woolly Red Beard Hat
Orange Beard Hat
Bearded Giants Hat
Black and Gray Beard Hat

Nerdy Nondenominational Holidays to All

Says the seller of these laser-cut wooden ornaments: "Heroes are back...in the form of non-denominational festive ornaments featuring your favorite scientists."

Also: "After a slight laser calamity, we're up and running for the 2011 holiday season."

Let the evidence-based celebrations begin!

A Cozy for Everything, Continued

Chilly? Sweaty? Slippery? Stoned? 

There's a cozy for that.

Popsicle Cozy

Gatorade Cozy
Mechanical Pencil Cozy
Lighter Cozy

Close Encounters

Now here's something.

Says the seller: "Imagine having two beautiful little hummingbirds feeding just to the right and left of you in your face."

Yay?

Hummingbird Feeder Hat

Three (More) Words

Bike Fox Handwarmers.

That is all.

Three words.

Lucky Pocket Bacon.

Says the seller: "Pocket bacon is not made of real meat and no animals were harmed in the fabrication of this product."


Good news for your conscience (and your pocket).

Cozy enough for you?

It's the most wonderful time of the year. For those of us who love covering everything that moves in a humiliating layer of crochet.

I'm not sure the dogs love these custom hats, but the humans on the other end of the leash think they're adorkable. Or something.

Let the cozy season begin !

Meet the iNeck

It's been a while, but Kraftomatic is back. iNeck, anyone?

That last photo really makes the sale, no?

Different.

Yay?

Gesund-hide Hawaiian Tiki Pocket Tissue Holder

The Name Says It All, continued

Poo Softie

Says the seller: "The poo is approximately 6 inches tall."

There's a Cozy For That

Whatever your favorite pastime, please remember to be properly covered.

Lilac/Purple Can Cozy

Handmade Tape Measure Cozy

Wrong tool for the job?

Was a less attractive model not available?


http://www.etsy.com/listing/57115345/my-other-shirt-has-owls-on-it-print-on

Banana Sacks: A Gentle Reminder

Enough said.


Yellow Banana Sack
No-Bruise Banana Cozy in Pink Lemonade

Cozy Season Begins

Are *you* ready?

Palm Cozy

The Face of Autumn

Any questions?

Mustache and Beard Hat