I know, spring is finally here. But apparently your soap still needs a scarf. Just FYI.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
If I told you these most unfortunate dog treats were made with human-grade ingredients, would you be less horrified? I didn't think so. Neither am I.
I'm sorry. Let's forget this ever happened.
DoodyPops Dog Treats biscuits hypo allergenic , wheat free , hormone, antibiotic free, artisan made Poo:http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23170746
No, not the terrorists. The babies.
Parents, please. This Memorial Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Veterans' Day, Iwo Jima Day (I'm making that up), etc....please think twice before turning your tyke into a walking flag pole. I'm no expert, but it just doesn't seem like a good idea.
Stars and Stripes Boutique Double Bow:
I'm as delighted as the next rational being that Barack Obama made it to the White House (seriously...Sarah Palin, we hardly knew ya). But these glow-in-the-dark 3-D Obama refrigerator magnets are not doing it for me somehow. And the Bill Clinton magnet isn't any better.
A note to the well-intentioned crafter: Maybe glow-in-the dark plastic isn't your medium? I say this with love.
President Barack Obama Glow-in-the-Dark 3D Fridge Magnet:
I'm confused. Not only is this...unusual...piece...being discounted just when I thought the economy was starting to look up, but it turns out this is not a paw but a partial skull.
Also, even with the discount it still costs more than a teethcleaning.
Clearly I have a lot to learn. Or should I say, bone up on? (Sorry.)
Black Forest Relic Partial Skull with Row of Teeth:http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22447081
Posted by Marian at 12:24 PM
Labels: black forest -- it's not just where cake comes from, Stop scratching your head with my skull relic
The pirate theme is topical, but the coziness is timeless.
Just don't mistake this for a fleece cap, or you'll have a ferret and his most recent droppings on your head.
Red Pirate Ferret Cozy:
The item name says it all (and then some):
Leather Fringe Pouch Hippie Bag Cell Phone Holder Small Hippy Suede Purse Native American inspired Medicine Pouch Necklace ID Card Iphone Blackberry Business Camera
Keep your phone on vibrate for a special peyote-inspired effect that's sure to impress your business associates.
Friday, April 17, 2009
If, like me, you feel a little sad when you hear the words Renaissance fair, these collars won't be for you. But they're for someone out there, and that fact, paradoxically, makes me a little happy. Go figure. I know, I've got to start trying to care a little less.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
If you're not a balletomane (I love using that word), fear not. There are versions of this shirt for you (high tops, bikini, cowboy hat...whatever your privates might possibly hypothetically wear).
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Which would be less terrifying for your unsuspecting guests? A giant crimson pufferfish or a Charlie Sheen lookalike in a cowboy hat?
Personally, I think this would be more of a gotcha if the decals were on the inside of the lid, so they'd give you a bit of a start as you're about to...start. Well, that's how I'll festoon MY toilet. Consider yourself forewarned.